I've been to Thailand. Once. Well, not Thailand per se... more like, Golok. For two hours. We ate Thai food (in a restaurant owned by a Thai-Malay family - the food tasted just like any average Thai restaurants in Malaysia), and bought some Totos (i have no idea what they really are - quilts? mattresses?).
'Twas too brief. Too short. Too similar.
I haven't even seen a Tuk-Tuk yet.
Much less an elephant!
Worry not, Thailand. I will come visit ye once more!!!